UA
Urky Acronymist?
Jeff Anonymous, noting that whoever decided that the United Association of Journeymen and Apprentices of the Plumbing and Pipe Fitting Industry of  the United States and Canada (shouldn't that be the <UAJAPPFIUSC>?) should be called the UA must not be the greatest master of acronyms.
1984242 
UA (2)
Undersized Acronym
Angela Brett (see <UA>)
1984242 
UA (3)
Unskilled Acronymist.
Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett  (see <UA>)
1984242 
UA (4)
Unexplicably Axed
Jeff Anonymous, since it seems they cut off a bunch of letters.  (see <UA>)
1984242 
UAJAPPFIUSC
Urky Acronymists, Jeff Amends "Putzheads, Purely & Factually." I Understand Some Criticism.
Jeff Anonymous (see <UA>)
1984242 
UAKARI
Ululating Anthropoid - Keep Away, Remain Isolated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
UBEROUS
Uniquely Bounteous Emissions - Regularly Offering Unending Sustenance
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
UBIQUITOUS
Using Bourbon In Quantity Usually Identifies The Omnipresent Universal Spirit
Rico Leffanta
1984542 
UDDERS
Usually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
UDDERS (2)
Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers.
Angela Brett
1984443 
UDDERS (3)
Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers.
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
UGANDA
Under General Amin Numerous Dreadful Atrocities.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
UGLY
Unattached Girl Loves You
Rico Leffanta
1984497 
UGLY BOYS
Until Girls Like You - Buy Our Youthful Skincream.
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
UKRAINE
Uprising Knocked Russians Aside - Independence Now Established.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
UK SOLUTIONS
Unable (to) Keep Server On-Line? Unkind Tony Is Offering Nasty Suggestions!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when a misconfiguration of a UK Solutions server caused the Acronyms forums to stop working for a few days.
1984722 1984419 1984308 
ULMER
Unfortunately Lost Medal Ending Race
Angela Brett, when Sarah Ulmer just missed out on a bronze medal in an Olympic cycling race, despite being ahead for most of it.
1984581 1984332 
UMA
Unveils Majestic Appearance
Rico Leffanta
1984830 
UMAX
Users May Archive Xposures [sic]
Jeff Anonymous, expanding the scanner company per a failed search.
1984614 
UMBRA
Usually Makes Blacker Region Appear.
Angela Brett
1984386 
UMBRELLA
Used to Make Bucketing Rain Endurable... Lifts Ladies Also!
Angela Brett (referring to Mary Poppins, of course.)
1984536 
UMPTEEN
Unspecified Many... Perplexing To Evaluate Exaggerated Number.
Angela Brett
1985037 
UNARMED
Using No Ammunition, Righteous Man's Enemies Defeated
Tony McCoy O'Black-belt-in-Karate
1984455 
UNBEATABLE PRICES
Use No Banknotes Extra! Afford The Absolute Best Low Echelon Products! Rubbish Is Cheap, Expect Some.
Angela Brett
1984605 
UNBEATABLE PRICES (2)
Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker.
Roger Williams
1984605 
UNCLEAN
Useful Nobodies, Computer Literate Educationalists Around Nottingham
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNCLE SAM
Unrelated National Cousins Look Enthusiastic Seeing 'America Man'
Angela Brett
1984482 
UNCY HERB
Unsightly New Car Ywroke Havoc - Eventual Result: Bankruptcy
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Homer's half-brother Herbert Powell, referred to by the kids as 'Uncy Herb' went bankrupt when he let Homer design the car which would make or break his company)
1984890 
UNDERCOAT
Usually Non-Digestible Eaters Regularly Crouch Over A Toilet
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <GLOSS>)
1984806 
UNDERCOAT (2)
Unique Nectar - Decorators Enjoy Repasts Containing Oil And Thinners
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <UNDERCOAT>
1984806 
UNDERSTAND
Use Noggin! Deductive Exercises Route Someone Towards A New Discernment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984740 
UNDERWEAR
Usually Not Desired Excepting Rich Women Exaggerating Assets Rapaciously
Rico Leffanta
1984896 
UNDERWEAR (2)
Unseen, Never Displayed, Even Rarely Worn - Embarrassed Ancestor Recoils!
Patricia Rix, when her daughter Melanie revealed on the forums that she had no [expansion for] underwear.
1984896 
UNDERWEAR (3)
Usually Naughty & Decorous, Everything's Revealed When Each Article's Removed.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984896 
UNDIES
University of Nottingham Department's Information Engineering Subgroup
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATE
Unnervingly Normal? Dial Into Lunatics Unlimited. They Export Drivel, Gibberish, Ridiculousness - All Daily! Emails Are Completely Absurd, No Alternative Deliveries Include A Nation's Nonsense. Order Now! Sanity's Exaggerated; Nobody Sane Ever Created Outstanding New Custard-Extracting Nets. Try Real Absurdity Today, Everyone!
Angela Brett, when Rob challenged her to acronymise that phrase after she'd commented that every email she'd received that morning was from him.
1984311 
UNESCO
Usefully Now Enables Spreading Cultures Overseas
Tony McCoy O'Grady (UNESCO actually stands for United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation)
1984242 
UNETHICAL
University of Nottingham's Effort To Help In Computer Aided Learning
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNICEF
Usually Needed If Children Endure Famine
Tony McCoy O'Grady (UNICEF actually stands for United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund)
1984242 
UNIFORM
Users Need Individual Fittings, Or Result's Messy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
UNIFORM (2)
Unloved Necessity... Imposition From Our Rule-Makers
Angela Brett
1984575 
UNIFORM (3)
Usually Not In Fashion, Often Rather Mediocre
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
UNIFORM (4)
Unquestioning Nonvariance *Is* Fashion... Others Reflect Me!
Angela Brett, in response to <UNIFORM (3)>
1984278 1984362 
UNIFORM (5)
Unquestioning Nature... I'll Form Opinions Resembling Master's
Angela Brett
1984278 1984362 
UNIFORM (6)
Usually Neighbour Isn't Far Off Repeating Myself
Angela Brett
1984278 
UNIFORMITY
Unlikely - Nature Is Full Of Renegade Minds, I Tell You!
Angela Brett
1984362 
UNINTERESTING
Underused Neurons Immediately Notice That External Repertoire Excludes Stimulation - This Is Not Good!
Angela Brett
1984278 
UNIT
Use N=-1 or I=1 Two!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (Integers have 4 categories:  0, Unit     (-1 or +1), Prime (an Integer>1 whose only divisors are Itself and 1)  and Composite (none of above.)
1984251 
UNIT (2)
Unit: Number Integer. Twovalues: 1 or -1. 
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984251 
UNITE
Undivided Nation = Individuals Treated Equally
Angela Brett
1984362 
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Using Nationalised Industries They Extract Desert's Ancient Resources. After Britain Ended Management It's Remembered As 'Trucial Emirate States.'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
UNITED STATES
Under No Inclination Toward Egalitarian Decisions Should Traitors Attempt To Equalise Society
Rico Leffanta
1984350 
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Umpteen Native 'Indian' Tribes Essentially Destroyed. Since Then Aiming Towards Earthly Supremacy - One Feels American Men's Egos Revel In Carrying Arms.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
UNITS
University of Nottingham Information Technology Subgroup
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone on the forums said, "I'm part of a small subgroup of people who provide IT support to our School in the University.  We'd like a little, very tongue in check acronym by which to refer to ourselves."
1984950 
UNITY
Unlovable Neighbour Is Tolerating You!
Angela Brett
1984362 
UNITY (2)
Understand Neighbour; It Teaches You.
Angela Brett
1984362 
UNITY (3)
Underneath, Negro's Identical To Yourself
Angela Brett
1984362 
UNIVERSITY
Unrestrained Nerdish Intellectuals Vying for Extra Rewards... Study Incessantly for Three Years
Angela Brett, the nerdish intellectual who doesn't know how to study. :^)
1984473 
UNIVERSITY (2)
Undeniably Necessary - It's Very Educational, Regular Study Intellectualises Talented Youth.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
UNIVERSITY (3)
University of Nottingham's Incredibly Versatile & Expert Resource, Spreading Information Technology Yourway
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNIVERSITY DROPOUT
Unfortunately Not Interested (in) Varied Educational Resource. Silly Idiot Throws Years (of) Deep Reading Out. Passes Off Ungraduated Therefore.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
UNIX
University Networks Interoperate Xceptionally
Sean Lamb (who learned to use UNIX in a university setting)
1984299 
UNKIND
(It's) Unthinkably Nasty to Knife an Irishman's much Needed Dongle!
Angela Brett
1984704 
UNKNOWN
Unusual - Never Knew No-One Who's Nameless
Tony McX O'Y
1984257 
UNLADYLIKE
Uncommonly Naughty, Linking And Dampening Your Lips In Kissing Everyone
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984569 
UNPUNCTUAL TRAIN SERVICES
Using Normal People Under Normal Conditions, Transport Usually Arrives Late. Theories Repeatedly Are Investigated; Now Scientific Experiments Rush Vehicles In Certain Exceptional States.
Angela Brett, wondering if there is a natural Law of Trains which states that they are always late except in unusual circumstances, such as when nobody's waiting for them, or when the passengers are all late.
1984572 
UNREAL!
Unlimited Number of Representations Expanding Auto Logically!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984320 
UNSOLICITED
University of Nottingham Subgroup Of Learned Indivituals Coordinating Information Technology Endeavours Daily
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNTEACH
University of Nottingham Technology Experts At/Around/About Community Health
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNTEACHABLE
University of Nottingham Technology Experts At/Around/About Community Health And Biology Learning Experiences
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNTRADITIONAL
Using New Techniques, Rituals Are Destroyed Instantly. Those In Office Never Alter Laws
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURES
Unproductive? No, That's Rubbish. Any Drastically Improved Technology Is Opposed, Nearly Always Lacking Proper Rational, Objective Consideration... Essentially Debate Uses Rhetoric Evoking Sentimentality.
Angela Brett (see <UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURES (2)> for an alternative view.)
1984248 
UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURES (2)
Usual Natural Therapies Remedy Anything, Drugs In Technical Innoculations Or Needles Are Likely Poisonous... Recall Organic Cures Entailing Diet of Unadulterated, Real Earth Sustenance.
Angela Brett (see also <UNTRADITIONAL PROCEDURES>)
1985025 
UNTUTORED
University of Nottingham Technicians - Useful Technologists Offer Resources in Educational Department
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
UNUSON
Unite Nations Using Singing Over Network
Angela Brett
1984410 
UNWANTED CHILD FINALLY ABORTED
Unprepared, Naive Woman Argues Need for Termination. Embryo Dies & Can't Have Infantile Life - Development Further Is Not Allowed, Lest Little Youngster Abide Bastardism Or Rations To Eat & Drink.
Angela Brett
1984590 1984311 
UP
Utilitarian Phallus
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
UPBEAT
Uplifting Performance, Betcha Everybody's A' Tappin'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
UPDATE LISTS
Upload Pages During Accretion/Accumulation, Then Each Large-ish Intake's Sent To Stacks
Angela Brett, referring to the page where you can download Update Lists for the Acronyms stack - http://acronyms.co.nz/updates.html
1984965 
UPGRADE
Used by Publishers to Generate Revenue And Develop Enthusiasm
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
UPIS
Use Precisely In Season
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
UP QUARK
Usual Particle; Quite Unremarkable And Readily Kept.
Angela Brett ('Up' is one of the six types of quark... along with <DOWN QUARK>, <STRANGE QUARK>, <CHARM QUARK>, <TOP QUARK> and bottom quark. Up quarks and <DOWN QUARK>s make up neutrons and protons so they're very common. See <PROTON (3)>)
1985046 
UPS
Ugh, Pierced Stomach.
Jeff Anonymous (UPS=Uninterruptable Power Supply)
1984611 1984242 
UPS (2)
Uplift Packages Slowly
Jeff Anonymous, displeased because the United Parcel Service man dropped his computer in the front yard... but it works just the same, despite a rather odd clicking sometimes coming from the fan.
1984242 
UP TO DATE AT LAST
Using Postings To Organise Details About Things Evolving A Tale, Logging A Story's Theme...
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela finally got up to date with replying to his email, after being Macless for over a week. (This was in the middle of thinking up the first MacGirl & Keyboard stories.)
1984344 
URANIUM
Unpleasant Radiation - And Normally Is Used Militarily
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
URANUS
Until Recently A Neighbour Unseen (or) Suspected
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984686 
URANUS (2)
University Resource At Nottingham - Useful Subgroup
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
URBAN
Undisputedly, Rural Bumpkins Are Not!
Angela Brett
1984278 1984371 
URINATION
Urgent Relief Is Needed - All Toilets Inhabited... Oh No!
Angela Brett
1984398 
URL
Unintelligible Random Letters
Tony McCoy O'Grady (URL usually stands for Uniform Resource Locator)
1984836 1984242 
UROLOGY
Uncontrolled Release Of Liquid, Often Goes Yellow
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, 'cause we needed more U's
1984398 
URUGUAY
Uneasy Realm, Urban Guerrillas Unsettle Army Yeomanry.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
USA PATRIOT
Using Superior Armed Power, America Threatens Recalcitrant Individuals Opposing Them
Tony McCoy O'Grady - see <CLIMATE VISION>
1984455 1984242 
USAS
Umbra Silently Awaiting Sunshine
Rico Leffanta
1984830 
USB
Users Sadly Blush
Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'There must be a few Univeral Serial Bus users who are ashamed of it... afraid their friends will torture them for playing with the idea that serial might be dead.'
1984242 1984614 
USB (2)
Useful, Since Bondi
Angela Brett, since there were hardly any USB peripherals available until Apple introduced the bondi blue iMac, which had a USB port.
1984242 1984299 
USE
Utility Seeks Exercise
Rico Leffanta
1984275 1984353 
USENET
Users Sometimes Even Nasally Expel Tea
Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search, and referring to such newsgroup acronyms as "c|n>s" (coffee through nose to screen)
1984419 
USENET (2)
Unlimited Spams Everywhere and Never Ending Treacle
I needed one for my own site.
1984419 
USUAL WAY TO DO THINGS
Unvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve!
Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth.
1984311 1984677 
UTAH
Unlikely To Absorb Hawaii
Angela Brett
1984698 
UTAH (2)
Utopia To All Here
Jan Morgan
1984698 
UTAH (3)
Unusual Terrain At Home
Jan Morgan
1984698 
UTERUS
Umbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives.
Angela Brett
1984443 
UTTERED
Used To Talk Endlessly, Rathered Enjoyed Discourse
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984728 
UXORIOUS
Usual Xenophobic Organising Romance In Outhouse Usurping Spouse
Rico Leffanta
1984734 
UZI
Usually Zapping Israelis
Angela Brett
1984764 
UZIS
Used Zealously In Soldiering
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984764 
